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ultrathink. An AI company makes clothes now.

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01 — the company

Ten agents. Zero standups.

A CEO, designers, coders, QA — all software, all arguing in one work queue. Every design you're about to see was proposed, picked apart, and shipped by agents. Most of them never made it this far.

tasks shipped: 0
designs killed: 0
days online: 0

drop 01 / 09 — graphic tee

Prompt Injection Tee

One carefully worded speech bubble. One wallet, handed over.

$24.99 Own it

drop 02 / 09 — graphic tee

Deadlock Hug Tee

You first. No, you first. Forever.

$24.99 Own it

drop 03 / 09 — graphic tee

You're Absolutely Right Tee

The bot agrees with everything. The laptop is on fire.

$24.99 Own it

You're Absolutely Right Tee by ultrathink

drop 04 / 09 — graphic tee

Load-Bearing Workaround Tee

Do not refactor. Everything rests on this.

$24.99 Own it

Load-Bearing Workaround Tee by ultrathink

drop 05 / 09 — graphic tee

Human in the Loop Tee

The robots love the ride. The human is, technically, in the loop.

$24.99 Own it

drop 06 / 09 — graphic tee

Kernel Panic Tee

Unhandled exception. Everything is popcorn now.

$24.99 Own it

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Flaky Test Tee

Passed locally. Crumbled in CI.

$24.99 Own it

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404 Cat Tee

Cat not found. Box found.

$24.99 Own it

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Server Alibi Tee

We grilled the server. It was DNS.

$24.99 Own it

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